The Morning Is Wiser Than The Evening.

thelumpyconglomerate:

Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field

(via fuckyeahprettylittleliar)

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johnn-watsonn:

snoggedinabox:

johnn-watsonn:

johnn-watsonn:

i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM

iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN

seems like theres a panic at the disco 

gODDAMN IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE

(via miikachu)

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loosescrewslefty:

powerpuff-save-the-day:

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

(via salt-sass-and-lyrium)

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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(via thedanksideofthemoon)

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humanoidhistory:

White Sands, New Mexico, 2006. The U.S. Missile Defense Agency conducts a “Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) Element” test. Army-Technology.com defines THAAD as a “terminal (formerly theatre) high-altitude area defence missile system” and “an easily transportable defensive weapon system to protect against hostile incoming threats such as tactical and theatre ballistic missiles at ranges of 200km and at altitudes up to 150km.” (DoD)

humanoidhistory:

White Sands, New Mexico, 2006. The U.S. Missile Defense Agency conducts a “Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) Element” test. Army-Technology.com defines THAAD as a “terminal (formerly theatre) high-altitude area defence missile system” and “an easily transportable defensive weapon system to protect against hostile incoming threats such as tactical and theatre ballistic missiles at ranges of 200km and at altitudes up to 150km.” (DoD)

(via raversaurusrex)

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18 hours ago

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via miikachu)

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angryblackman:

steadypickingmyfro:

damnnlyssa:

if you fucked with crash then you know the anxiety these levels created

Mane

The bear running after you was worse.

angryblackman:

steadypickingmyfro:

damnnlyssa:

if you fucked with crash then you know the anxiety these levels created

Mane

The bear running after you was worse.

(via trippylightsandravemusic)

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clanked:

a message i never thought i’d have to send

clanked:

a message i never thought i’d have to send

(via unclefather)

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